Owes

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A cool Afghan smart guy with a great character. He will keep you laughing no matter what and he always writes hes messages in CAPITAL LETTERS . Often seen as a gentleman and womanizer and is famous for the expresses Strul-mul. Very handsome and honest. He'll change your world to make it better and is very good with computers. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place. He is also very nice and good looking. Always hunting; for good food, good friends. He also have a funny dialect.

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Who is that fast guy? Oh, that is Owes. HE IS THE MASTER!
Uhh, that handsome man must be a Owes.

Owes by TheCrazyDrugDealer November 24, 2021

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owes me a new pair of pants

a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.

damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new pair of pants.

owes me a new pair of pants by george January 20, 2005

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owes a lot to science

When a girl looks a LOT, and I mean a LOT better with make-up on.

Man, I saw Jenny in the morning before she put her make-up on. That girl owes a lot to science!

owes a lot to science by Graham B. December 31, 2007

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Beat it like it owes me money

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

Beat it like it owes me money by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

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Julio owes me money

An excuse used when you get caught doing something.

Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".

When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"

Julio owes me money by Raffster December 29, 2008

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The day owes me nothing

I got laid this morning before even leaving my bed.

Me: The day owes me nothing!
You: Sick bro! Who was she?

The day owes me nothing by dirt_kidd April 22, 2015

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owesome

The surname of the greatest customer name ever used in a software demo... "Bernard Owesome". The word has since come to signify anything that is an order of magnitude greater than just simply "awesome".

Can you believe how owesome this cheeseburger is?

owesome by Johnny McGeeve May 2, 2008

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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