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payne - a person with an incredibly deceiving smile
That payne is the one who is going to get to the top!!
by Python87 June 11, 2011
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My definition of the word Payne, is: Payne is a guy, with a great personality, that doesn’t get what he deserves. He has always been there for us, but what most people return to him, is hate. He has the most amazing smile, and nobody notices that, because all they do is hate. Payne was in a band, called One Direction. He was just as apart of that band, as the rest of them were. It’s all 5 of them, or none. If anyone feels that he didn’t deserve to be in that, your so wrong. And down there, the photo, is him, with his beautiful smile, and his cuteness.
Payne is an amazing person, with a great personality, and a beautiful smile. Down there, is his beautiful smile.
by LIAMPAYNESSMILING August 13, 2020
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A sexy best w/ a huge cock. All girls want him, all boys wat to be him. He is smart, cool, and funny. Having him as a friend or to date him is an acheivement!
OMG he is so hot.
Yeah thats Payne
by the truthdude September 23, 2011
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A extremely rich family with British history.
Look, It's a Payne
Do they have an accent??!
by gratata19 November 27, 2014
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"Pulling a Payne" refers to an astounding golf shot as a reference to Payne Stewart, the professional golfer.

This is often followed up by a series of odd or distasteful dancing in an effort to mock or otherwise humiliate the defeated person or persons.

This can often be accompanied with continued mocking of the person's values, beliefs, or past actions.

This is then followed with the distribution of ridiculous and often inexplicable nicknames
"Dude, I think he just sunk a hole in one, what a Payne!"

"Did he just do the Cha Cha Slide and then defecate on my shoes?!?"

"SEAN YOUNG FUCKED A HORSE AND TRIED TO PICK UP TWELVE YEAR OLDS"

"Yarglefet, fatatata, text-methage, palmeranian"
by Feelthepayne3 May 29, 2009
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a person who means the most in a another person's life and who is obsessed with Harry Potter. A person who you talk about anything to and who makes you laugh at the top of your voice. In general, a man-eating seductress. :)
A mormon PAIN who does heel kicks and goes to Disneyland MILLION times each year. It IS possible. MYSPACE THE PAYNE. :D
by Kazayla November 14, 2006
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