noble prize 

an award given out yearly for being the shittiest employee at barnes and noble WITHOUT getting fired.

"man look at Tim. hes late everyday, comes in high as hell, drinks all the coffee at the bar and sleeps on the reading sofa and hes STILL not been fired. hes a shoo-in for the noble prize this year".

noble prize by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

Noble Peace Prize

n. Any meaningless award given by a fawning organization hoping to curry favour with a despot and simultaneously deflect attention from their sordid history.

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So you’re saying the Nobel Peace Prize is also a Noble Peace Prize just like that ghastly FIFA Peace Prize? Mind blown.

The bigger question is why didn’t any headline writers go with “FIFA AWARDS TRUMP THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE”?

Too obvious. Clever puns should be subtle.

Noble Peace Prize by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

Nobel-Prize Worthy 

Said sarcastically to over commend an action or person who is really just average.

"Did you hear I passed my driving test?"
"Dude, that's Nobel-Prize worthy".

"I just cooked some awesome toast"
"Someone give that man a Nobel-prize"

Nobel-Prize Worthy by StewieGriffarino October 10, 2009

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

Just won the Nobel prize by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009

Nobel prize-winner 

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

Nobel prize-winner by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

Nobel Prize 

An award given by White people to traitorous Brown and Black People, who serve their White Masters well.

The Nobel Prize in Econ is an award, given by White Capitalists, for Brown Socialists married to White women.

Nobel Prize by EconoMan April 28, 2021

Noble price 

What u get wen ur smart

Jaysus fucking Christ never got a noble price, y r ppl taking his book so seriously??

Noble price by EKimLipse December 6, 2023