Nobelprize

To bestow an award on someone whose behavior stands in clear, complete and irreconcilliable contradiction with that for which said award is earned.

Everyone knew the politician was a skirt chaser and yet he was nobelprized with an Exemplary Morals award by the local church.

by mochicho December 11, 2009

Nobel-Prize Worthy

Said sarcastically to over commend an action or person who is really just average.

"Did you hear I passed my driving test?"
"Dude, that's Nobel-Prize worthy".

"I just cooked some awesome toast"
"Someone give that man a Nobel-prize"

by StewieGriffarino October 10, 2009

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009

Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

Nobel Prize

An award given by White people to traitorous Brown and Black People, who serve their White Masters well.

The Nobel Prize in Econ is an award, given by White Capitalists, for Brown Socialists married to White women.

by EconoMan April 28, 2021

Nobel Prize of Disgrace

The Nobel peace prize for the year 1994, following the Oslo Peace Accords

The Nobel Prize of Disgrace was named as such because it's a Disgrace to give the Nobel peace prize to the actual recipients of said prize in 1994.

by Sexydimma October 14, 2025