when someone at barnes and noble leaves a printed out dick pick photo in the book or magazine of their choice. the hope is that someone will open the book or mag and a dick pic will fall out so others can laugh at them.
"dude my grandma picked up a better homes and garden mag at barnes and noble and got the noble surprise right when her pastor walked by".
by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024
i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.
by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024
Guy 1: hey i heard on the news there was a rape that took place at the sears tower AND the empire state building.
Guy 2: sounds like we got a skyscrapist on the lose.
Guy 2: sounds like we got a skyscrapist on the lose.
by Raoulduke69 August 23, 2022
while not as often talked about, it is actually the most common virus known to exist. the vast majority of women contract the virus at least a dozen times in a single year. a common misconception is that only women can be infected.
woman: (nah, nah, blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, bitch, complain, etc.)
man: ah shit she's got bitchitus again i better go quarantine myself in my shop with a fat joint and a six pack.
man: ah shit she's got bitchitus again i better go quarantine myself in my shop with a fat joint and a six pack.
by Raoulduke69 November 16, 2023
an award given out yearly for being the shittiest employee at barnes and noble WITHOUT getting fired.
"man look at Tim. hes late everyday, comes in high as hell, drinks all the coffee at the bar and sleeps on the reading sofa and hes STILL not been fired. hes a shoo-in for the noble prize this year".
by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024
usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.
by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022
the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.
by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023