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Midtown Near Mint
This is the condition the vast majority of comics from Midtown Comics arrive in despite all new comics being labeled as "near mint." Midtown near mint comics almost always have signs of being hastily handled and poorly packaged evidenced by color breaking spine ticks, color rub on the back of the comics, small dings and bends and would be accurately graded as "very fine/near mint" at best.
Rather than change how they handle and package their comics to prevent this damage, Midtown has recently changed their return policy making it harder to get a full refund due to the high volume of complaints they have been receiving.
Rather than change how they handle and package their comics to prevent this damage, Midtown has recently changed their return policy making it harder to get a full refund due to the high volume of complaints they have been receiving.
Seller claims the comic is "perfect" but the pictures show multiple small color breaking spine ticks and color rub on the back cover so it's obviously "Midtown near mint" at best.
Midtown Near Mint by T La Ross May 25, 2019
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nowhere near the asking
Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.
Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
What did you get for the Beemer in the end?
£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)
What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.
I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!
£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)
What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.
I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!
nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016
Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
Damn Near
nearhater
Nearhater is a tiktok user who dedicates an ungodly amount of their time to slandering the fictional character Nate River from the popular series Death Note. Their takes are very well thought out, and they have an amazing sense of humor.
nearhater by averagekurapikaenjoyer March 9, 2021
Near Bother
Irish colloquialism. Popularised by residents of the town of Trim, Co. Meath. No bother. To have no worries or problems about one's self
Near Bother by FelixInTheBigCity January 11, 2009
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Slop Grenade
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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