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A small, bright, albino~esque, toy obsessed boy and rival of Mello from the anime/maga series Death Note. Though only 5' tall.. And quite weak looking, he Defeated Kira and Succeded L. Looks can be decieving.
Person A: ..And that's why Near doesn't leave his house.
Person B: ..o.o With Mello? All night? That's.. So kinky.
Near by Közi~Kun December 17, 2008
If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.
near by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011
The pool needed filling, so they ordered a near of water.
Near by Layman F. April 27, 2006
To get with a person whom you desire sexually, and perhaps also emotionally or spiritually, and do doggy style.
Dr. Cameron is so ripe I'm going to near her before the night ends.
near by JAFR2 January 20, 2009
Someone who has facial defects, is "big-boned," and is all over ugly.
Person A: "That boy is a Near."
Person B: "Yeah, tell me about it, that's some fugly face right there."
Near by Anonymous4534 January 11, 2008
A Smash Discord server Admin who loves lolis.
Ah'mere: "Have you seen Near?"
Yello: "Bro, he's a man of culture!"
Ah'mere: "Doesn't he like lolis?"
Near by Light Yagami (Goro Akechi) November 30, 2020