(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.
2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit
crooked
2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit
crooked
I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.
by YaBoyCheesecake November 06, 2017
by ghetto500 July 21, 2003
by zoecandeffine September 26, 2011
Something that looks really nice from a distance, but when you get closer, you realize it's actually very cheap.
by frankmace July 20, 2005
Slang for "White People"
by Babe Of Babylon February 15, 2015
A huge warehouse with cheaplooking stuff for your house. ALL and I mean ALL the employees who work at Ikea hate their jobs and the huge, alone, boring atmosphere. They're usually VERY rude and think all the customers are stupid losers. How ironic it is that the stuck up ones who think so, are middle aged and havn't majored in anything useful in college, and are stuck working in retail, let alone Ikea. Try it yourself, ask for help from as many Ikea employees and see how they react to you.
One of the white, old lesbian looking chicks was racsist against me and my father when we were one of the hundreds of people who could work the self-checkout crap.
I wrote letters to Ikea headquarters saying how horrible the customer service is and how mean the employees are, but they never responded.
I wrote letters to Ikea headquarters saying how horrible the customer service is and how mean the employees are, but they never responded.
by Katie Chen December 10, 2006
the place where Swedish children go when they fail at school and there parents disassemble them into the package
child: dad what are you doing
dad: you failed so your going back to where you came from
child: were is that?
dad: IKEA
dad: you failed so your going back to where you came from
child: were is that?
dad: IKEA
by That Swedish Meatball March 06, 2017