Ikea

(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.

2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit

crooked
I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.
by YaBoyCheesecake November 06, 2017
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A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.
(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"
by ghetto500 July 21, 2003
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A magical place with cheep food, dragons, unicorns, and amazingly comfortable furniture.
Guy 1: Dude wanna go to Ikea?
Guy 2: Yeah bro! That place is the shit!
by zoecandeffine September 26, 2011
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Something that looks really nice from a distance, but when you get closer, you realize it's actually very cheap.
"That chick looks hot from here, but trust me, she's totally ikea!"
by frankmace July 20, 2005
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Minority #1: Hey man, wanna go to the golf course?
Minority #2: Nah man, too many Ikea's there
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A huge warehouse with cheaplooking stuff for your house. ALL and I mean ALL the employees who work at Ikea hate their jobs and the huge, alone, boring atmosphere. They're usually VERY rude and think all the customers are stupid losers. How ironic it is that the stuck up ones who think so, are middle aged and havn't majored in anything useful in college, and are stuck working in retail, let alone Ikea. Try it yourself, ask for help from as many Ikea employees and see how they react to you.
One of the white, old lesbian looking chicks was racsist against me and my father when we were one of the hundreds of people who could work the self-checkout crap.

I wrote letters to Ikea headquarters saying how horrible the customer service is and how mean the employees are, but they never responded.
by Katie Chen December 10, 2006
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the place where Swedish children go when they fail at school and there parents disassemble them into the package
child: dad what are you doing

dad: you failed so your going back to where you came from

child: were is that?

dad: IKEA
by That Swedish Meatball March 06, 2017
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