PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Hey man check out that dude with a Neard Beard combo

Ooooh look at that neard. There's all over that sexy neck.

Let me touch your neard honey

Did you see JP’s Neard, it looks like he’s gathered ball sack hair from his dad and glued it under his chin

I need to get my neard cleaned up; the barber will probably use clippers.