Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.
- Holy shit, this crazy goose almost killed me!
by Gregory Swan June 2, 2020
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A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.
Human: “Look brother, a goose

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
by Goose expert May 6, 2020
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A cute, silly girl who is pro at making funny faces and being adoreble while also making people laugh. Like a silly goose this term is used for someone you find charming that you have adoration for.
Haha... awww your such a goose you goosie girl!
by Live4family January 28, 2018
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That sandwich was goose.
What did you get for the car? £950. Goose nowhere near the asking then. (for sale for £1500)
How was the circus? crap Goose.
What did you think to the pizza? Goose.
by Yesyoucangoto August 16, 2015
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A unit in which to measure the amount of pressure applied to a lever or pedal
Easy Roberto, don’t give the old volkswagen too much goose!
by October 26, 2017
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A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.
Allie - Hey Goose!
Alicia - What?!
Allie - Look at that skoozey!
by twoanonymouses December 29, 2009
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