moonset 

Sunrise as viewed at the end of another impromptu drinking marathon. Time to go to bed or fall asleep while your drinking buddy is talking about something or other.

Bob: What time is it dude? I'm so steamed.
Dave: Just gone moonset, Bob.
Bob: Shit, I've gotta change for work. Hand me my car keys.

moonset by xyrionjaya August 29, 2009

Moonstruck 

To be in a dazed, semiconscious, crazy, or love-stricken state. Believed to be caused by a phase of the moon.

"Ted sure looked moonstruck after he drove his new lamborghini around the block."

Moonstruck by SumaDemDer January 11, 2013

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Mooseticle 

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.

I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!

Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

Moonstoned

Being so sleep deprived that you cannot function or speak properly, often results in embarrassing or humiliating situations that bring unwanted attention to oneself.

"Dude, look at that guy, he's so moonstoned he probably doesn't even know his own name!"

Moonstoned by epitomeofmoonstoned November 19, 2009

moosetits

When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits

Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud

moosetits by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016

Monseter 

A monster that sits; it could sit all the time, some of the time, or barely at all. He or she is just a monster that sits.

You monseter! Get your butt up off the couch and do something.

Monseter by What'sup788 September 3, 2010