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crazy, not in touch with reality, confused
andy is moosetits if he thinks he's funny
moosetits by obvsly September 11, 2008
My girlfriend just smoked a bunch of crack and she's totally moosetits.
moosetits by parkinglotbird August 9, 2006

Mooseticle 

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.
I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!
Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

moosetastic 

Combination of moose and fantastic.
All moose are fantastic.
Therefore, you can describe something as fantastic, as is a moose.
This ice cream is so good.
It's moosetastic!
moosetastic by joneshimself September 17, 2006
Guy 1: "MOOTITS!!!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: *points* "Right there, the fat one!"
Guy 2: "Eww, fucking gross."
Mootits by slipknot666x August 15, 2011

Moosette 

The Moosette used her non dominate hand to drink her beer
Moosette by Ne' Ne' February 16, 2013