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crazy, not in touch with reality, confused
andy is moosetits if he thinks he's funny
moosetits by obvsly September 11, 2008
My girlfriend just smoked a bunch of crack and she's totally moosetits.
moosetits by parkinglotbird August 9, 2006

Mooseticle 

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.
I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!
Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

moosetastic 

Combination of moose and fantastic.
All moose are fantastic.
Therefore, you can describe something as fantastic, as is a moose.
This ice cream is so good.
It's moosetastic!
moosetastic by joneshimself September 17, 2006
A fat chick with saggy tits.
Guy 1: "MOOTITS!!!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: *points* "Right there, the fat one!"
Guy 2: "Eww, fucking gross."
Mootits by slipknot666x August 15, 2011

Moosette 

A female participant in the drinking game Bull Moose
The Moosette used her non dominate hand to drink her beer
Moosette by Ne' Ne' February 16, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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