Mooseticle

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.

I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!

by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

molesticle

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

Moisticle

Noun-{mois•tickle}

Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)

1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents

Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event

Noun
1. Those cops last night were such moiticles!!
2. -Oh no, are those headlights moist or non-moist?

- Yeah that is a cop car, oh no!
3. I don't think the moisticle has ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life!
Adj.
1. -So, how did it go last night?
-Oh, it was so Moisticular!

by V-sloth September 25, 2020

moosticles

The large nuts contained in the sack of a moose.

holy christ, check out those moosticles! they're bigger than my head for fuck's sake.

by tittlebee May 18, 2009

Molesticleese

Bobby; A molestation powered roman warrior; sidekick to Testicleese

"Molesticleese molested the trojan soldiers"

by Booby November 5, 2004

Moobsticles

Man boobs, similar to chesticles but on men

Holy shit that guy has major moobsticles

by Joey Woodford February 25, 2014

Moosepickle

the most random thing ever...it's crazy and great, what a great picture of a moose and a pickle!

"Doode what was the homework?"

"MOOSEPICKLEEEEEE! xD"

by bloopxD! January 25, 2009