Mooseticle
The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.
Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011
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molesticle
The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.
molesticle by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010
Related Words
Mooseticle • moosticles • moisticles • molesticle • Molesticleese • Monesticle • Moobsticles • Moosepickle • Moostecles • Moose-Licker
Moisticle
Noun-{mois•tickle}
Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)
1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents
Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event
Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)
1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents
Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event
moosticles
moosticles by tittlebee May 18, 2009
Molesticleese
Molesticleese by Booby November 5, 2004
Moobsticles
Moobsticles by Joey Woodford February 25, 2014
Moosepickle
Moosepickle by bloopxD! January 25, 2009
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