Mooseterbating

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

moogoterbating

a term used instead of masturbating, prompts giggling amongst ya homies

"whats is the ponit of moogoterbating"

by Dingdong bangs June 12, 2017

Monsterbating

to pleasure yourself while drinking a Monster energy drink.

Igor seems hyper and distracted, he must be monsterbating.

by Tayvi February 4, 2010

Monsterbating

When you jerk off so hard that its scary but it feels so good that you wanna squirt EVERYWHERE!

To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.

Honey! Why are you jerking off so hardddd!

Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.

by Kajur April 2, 2013

Monsterbating

The act of masturbating under one's bed or in one's closet with the intent to frighten.

Greg was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his closet at 3 am.

by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011

mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

mouseturbating

When someone clicks so rapidly that it feels like masturbating and everybody in the room starts looking awkwardly and grossed out at him.

- Eddie, stop mouseturbating, jeez!
- But I found this game... check it out! You'll never beat my record!
- Haha, 8 clicks per second, this is crazy!
- Told you!
- ...it still feels wrong.

by treznik September 8, 2010