moonster 

An insult that is becoming more and more famous, especially on facebook.

somebody who constantly interrupts people, constantly yells stupid and unnecessary things, irritates the hell out of you, has the stupidest opinions about everything, has no life, doesn't know how to have fun, is abstinent to drugs/alcohol for no fucking reason, thinks that being cool is being a dick, doesn't know how to talk to women, is perverted, has no respect for women, stares at women's body parts directly with no subtly or shame, will NEVER get laid without paying for it, is arrogant, condescending, and in general pisses everybody off.

In other words, one of those guys who are just straight up losers in every single way and think they are right about, synonym for loser, faggott, bitch, or hard-headed douche bag.

NOBODY likes somebody that is a moonster. LITERALLY nobody.

"dude dont you think that nathan kid is such a moonster?"
"yea seriously, hell never get laid"
"or have any friends for that matter...."
"I just dont understand people like him, seriously wtf"
" I know, somepeople are just destined to be losers."
"imagine him in 10 years, living alone, jacking off to porn, doing nothing on friday and saturday nights, no friends.... wow, I kinda of feel sad for him."
"we call him a moonster for a reason, no joke man"
"yea seriously....god...."

moonster by sojournguysucks420 April 13, 2010

moonster 

A smelly big hairy beast
Teddy k

Teddy k is a moonster

moonster by DMVslangknower March 10, 2025

moonster 

big hairy beast
teddy k

teddy is a moonster

moonster by DMVslangknower March 10, 2025

Mud Monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

“Man that was such a mud monster moment”

Mud Monster by MudMonster October 3, 2021

monster fucker

Better known as tetraphilia people who are monster tickets and people who are sexually and romantically attracted to monsters/ inhuman creatures

There are only two types of people monster fuckers and cowards

After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker

monster fucker by milkytea May 7, 2018

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Monster Trucks 

HUGE specially made Super~Tough trucks that have shows. The tires are over 5' tall & the roar of the engines damn near make you deaf but it's So Awesome to attend 1 of their shows! The trucks even run over other ones!

I got to ride in the back of 1 of the Monster Trucks & it was a blast! So Fun!

Monster Trucks by Starchylde May 28, 2016