Moosetard

Noun. Someone who is both remarkably ugly and really stupid. Can be geographical to include country prefix.

Look at that fuckin idiot... talk about American/English/French Moosetard

by filmycoating December 9, 2008

Moosetard

An amazingly good looking human being who is particularly superior at sports.

Person highly talented at whatever they do

You can only dream of being a Moosetard

by Moosetard15 September 24, 2010

mouseturd

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

by ocius1 April 6, 2009

Mooseterbating

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

moochtard

A so called friend that mooches off you and acts like a retard as if it never happened.

Don't be a moochtard! Buddy, It's so your turn to pick the tab.

by Allura August 19, 2004

Goosetard

A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!

Why is that boy spinning on the floor?

Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Moistard

The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.

The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'

Fuck! I forgot to shake the mustard bottle and now my burger is covered in moistard!!

by The chair May 8, 2010