molesticle
The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.
molesticle by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010
Mooseticle
The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.
Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011
Related Words
molesticle • Molesticleese • Molestocles • Monesticle • molestache • majesticles • Mesticle • moisticles • Magesticles • molestable
molestache
A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.
Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
molestache by mart1779 February 11, 2009
molestache
molestache by jamesemoryjackson September 7, 2008
molestache
A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)
molestache by pimphuge February 25, 2003
majesticles
Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.
majesticles by anon April 28, 2010