mesticle

Mushroom-like testicle

Kid 1: You're a dumbass!
Kid 2: Atleast I don't have a mesticle!
Kid 1 runs away crying.

by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009

Mesticle

Fan of the band Mest (see also, Tony Lovato, Nick Giggler, Jeremiah Rangle, and Matt Lovato)

I am a Mesticle for life.

by Ashweed October 10, 2004

messticle

Drunken or drugged up male who is a hot mess and behaving badly.

Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!

by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011

Musticles

to have muscles in your nuts

John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles

by AssAids69 October 3, 2012

Mesticles

a word for woman testicles

I was at naked party today and i saw a woman with two balls coming out of there.. i call them mesticles

by Suklaa October 13, 2017

masticle

a mastadon testicle

Damn son! That's as big as a masticle!

by Honkey ass bitch March 9, 2004

masticle

to jack off with or using your testicle/s

dude I need to masticle so bad

by burger itto May 15, 2008