Definitions by pimphuge

hesher 

Long haired, usually mulleted person who listens and rocks out to Metal or Thrash music.Generally seen wearing acid-washed jeans, leather motorcycle or denim jacket covered with band and skull patches. Will often have a Molester Moustache

Damn, look at the Krokus backpatch on the greasy hesher!!!!

hesher by pimphuge February 25, 2003

molestache 

Also known as Molester Moustache or my first mustache.

molestache by pimphuge February 25, 2003

molestache 

A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)

That guy over there in the trenchcoat reading teen beat has a killer Molestache!

molestache by pimphuge February 25, 2003

IROC 

Italian Retard Out Cruisin'

Hey, look at the mullet on that IROC!

IROC by pimphuge February 24, 2003