Mushroom 

Typically a British slang term for the glans, or 'head'of the penis. Due to it's general appearance and size/shape.

See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.

Oi lads! Look at my foreskin hanging over the top of my mushroom!

Mushroom by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022

Mushroom 

Mushrooms are a type of fungi that grow in dark, damp environments all over the world. The usually come in the shape of a dick and taste like it too.

Some have flat caps, some are kinda conical, and some have little bells and funnels.
Most mushrooms represented in media have a light tan stem and a red and white spotted cap. These mushrooms are actually deadly and know as fly agaric mushrooms.
But Mario seems to get a high off of them.
Speaking of high, mushrooms are also used for recreational purposes such as getting high and hallucinating.
After usage, this results in a ‘trip’ which can either be bad or good depending on where you are and who you are with.
But this drug is illegal in most US states, but a few allow it.
Anyways, back to actual mushrooms.
Their main purpose is to take materials around them using Enzyme spit and break them down into shit like oxygen and nitrogen and stuff like that. Y’know, the stuff we need to live.
Also they look silly as hell.
Mushrooms are cool as fuck.

dave: ooh lookit that pretty little mushroom
jaiden: shut the fuck up dave.
dave: aw shucks

Mushroom by frankenen August 11, 2023

Mushroom 

Describes a person who is always kept in the dark, and fed nothing but shit.

Dude 1: How could you NOT know that movie was coming out?!?
Dude 2: I'm a fucking mushroom.

Mushroom by _allismine_ May 28, 2006

mushroom 

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

mushroom by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

mushroom 

the top part of a dick that looks like a mushroom, looks like that if youve been circumcized

There's two types of dicks- mushrooms and anteaters

mushroom by philip B> March 17, 2005

Mushroom 

An innocent person caught in a crossfire

In some cities, Dr. Sherman learned that drug gangs actually have a name for innocent bystanders who are caught in cross-fire. They're called mushrooms, because they can pop up anywhere.

Mushroom by OKH May 8, 2021

mushroom 

1. A food
2. A fungi
3. A drug
4. A song ( badger )

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

mushroom by SkuM001 November 24, 2003