Molestocles

A great Greek warrior who was remembered for the one thing he hoped would be forgotten.

Herocles: Hey, Molestocles what's up?

Molestocles: That's what she said.

Molestocles by Don Garbagio March 15, 2009

molesticle 

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

molesticle by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

Molesticleese 

Bobby; A molestation powered roman warrior; sidekick to Testicleese

"Molesticleese molested the trojan soldiers"

Molesticleese by Booby November 5, 2004