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Magesticles 

Noun - /məˈjestək(ə)lz/ - Two oval organs in men and other male mammals, which which produce sperm and have or show impressive beauty or dignity.
i.e. Magical Testicles
Magesticles - Noun - /məˈjestək(ə)lz/ - Two oval organs in men and other male mammals, which which produce sperm and have or show impressive beauty or dignity.
i.e. Magical Testicles
Magesticles by DrSKooT September 13, 2016
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vagesticles 

A pair, or singe testicle(s) hanging from somewhere in a womens vagina.
Ms.Coles had vagesticles implanted last week.
vagesticles by Colin W. July 21, 2007

majesticles 

The male version of Vajazzling. When you wrap your balls in tinfoil.
Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.
majesticles by anon April 28, 2010

McTesticles 

McDonalds Chicken McNuggets. Aptly Named For there semblance of Chicken testicles.
Yo! Stop double dipping your chicken McTesticles in my b.b.q. sauce.
McTesticles by Chris Wekar January 24, 2006

majesticles 

Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack
Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"
majesticles by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008

Majesticest 

A word to describe how ones cock is the most majestic of all.
"Your cock is so majestic."
"The majesticest."
Majesticest by johndope. September 10, 2016

magenticles 

compound word formed from the roots 'magenta' and 'testicles'. referring to a set of magenta hued testicles.

this term was coined by fadingathedges at work.
Check out those dangling magenticles.
magenticles by fadingathedges October 7, 2004
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