majesticles

The male version of Vajazzling. When you wrap your balls in tinfoil.

Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.

by anon April 28, 2010

majesticles

Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack

Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"

by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008

Majesticles

Majesticles are defined as a trait of a man who thinks he's king shit. If you walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment, you are defined as thinking you have majesticles; golden balls.

"Mario walks around like he's god or something!"
"Yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!"

by Westly Cole May 20, 2008

Majesticles

A hairless scrotum and gooch saturated in saliva and lubricant

His Majesticles were gleaming ass he deep throated his cock

by Urbanelyawesome January 29, 2022

Majesticism

Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season

"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."

by thegreatttunknowwwnnnnn July 26, 2016

majesticvsp

An overrating editor on tiktok. She barely interacts with her own supporters. What a waste of potential.

majesticvsp can't actually edit lmao

by uarefads April 13, 2021

Majesties

When someone finishes rolling a blunt or joint, but give their friend the first hit. The first hit is majesties.

Guy 1: I just finished rolling a backwood bro, but you can have the first hit.

Guy 2: I can have majesties bro?
Guy 1: Yeah, take majesties bro.

by ShjanPablo March 8, 2015