majesticles
Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.
majesticles by anon April 28, 2010
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majesticles by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008
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Majesticles
Majesticles are defined as a trait of a man who thinks he's king shit. If you walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment, you are defined as thinking you have majesticles; golden balls.
"Mario walks around like he's god or something!"
"Yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!"
"Yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!"
Majesticles by Westly Cole May 20, 2008
Majesticles
Majesticles by Urbanelyawesome January 29, 2022
Majesticism
Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season
"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."
Majesticism by thegreatttunknowwwnnnnn July 26, 2016
majesticvsp
An overrating editor on tiktok. She barely interacts with her own supporters. What a waste of potential.
majesticvsp by uarefads April 13, 2021
Majesties
When someone finishes rolling a blunt or joint, but give their friend the first hit. The first hit is majesties.
Guy 1: I just finished rolling a backwood bro, but you can have the first hit.
Guy 2: I can have majesties bro?
Guy 1: Yeah, take majesties bro.
Guy 2: I can have majesties bro?
Guy 1: Yeah, take majesties bro.
Majesties by ShjanPablo March 8, 2015
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