Monesticle 

A person with only one mature testicle.

Adolf Hitler was considered a MONESTICLE

Monesticle by BenadrylBaller August 4, 2025

Mooseticle 

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.

I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!

Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

molesticle 

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

molesticle by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

mesticle 

Mushroom-like testicle

Kid 1: You're a dumbass!
Kid 2: Atleast I don't have a mesticle!
Kid 1 runs away crying.

mesticle by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009

majesticles 

The male version of Vajazzling. When you wrap your balls in tinfoil.

Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.

majesticles by anon April 28, 2010

Moisticle 

Noun-{mois•tickle}

Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)

1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents

Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event

Noun
1. Those cops last night were such moiticles!!
2. -Oh no, are those headlights moist or non-moist?

- Yeah that is a cop car, oh no!
3. I don't think the moisticle has ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life!
Adj.
1. -So, how did it go last night?
-Oh, it was so Moisticular!

Moisticle by V-sloth September 25, 2020

McTesticles 

McDonalds Chicken McNuggets. Aptly Named For there semblance of Chicken testicles.

Yo! Stop double dipping your chicken McTesticles in my b.b.q. sauce.

McTesticles by Chris Wekar January 24, 2006