menoposse 

A group of female professionals, typically with medical backgrounds, who have linked together with the common purpose of educating peri/menopausal women about their rights to receive up-to-date information about the overwhelming benefits of hormone replacement therapy (HRT). The menoposse's remit expands beyond advocating for a women's right to access HRT (a.k.a menopausal hormone therapy) for the symptoms of menopause to the use of HRT for to support women's brain, bone, genitourinary and heart health long into old age. The menoposse is active in advocating changes to the US governmental and medical systems to support the rights of peri/menopausal women on the topics of HRT and other therapies to enhance their quality of life.

The menoposse advocating for all women's right to access vaginal hormone therapy to address genitourinary syndrome of menopause.

menoposse by MenoNancy May 11, 2024

[Menoposse] 

A group of women past the age of having babies doing activities together, such as going to see Magic Mike XXL

I got up with my Menoposseat the Farmer's Market

[Menoposse] by Bublz July 19, 2015

Menopopsicle 

When a menopausal coworker selfishly commandeers the thermostat, setting it to about 66 degrees, the result is one where all office employees feel frozen and turn to a menopopsicle state.

“Wow Molly, why is it so cold in here? It’s Stephanie again, she has commandeered the thermostat and is turning us all into menopopsicles! This happens every day”

Menopopsicle by DDshmutzy October 9, 2012

Menopause 

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

Menopause by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

menopostal 

When an older woman, undergoing menopause, gets very angry.

We had a terrible argument last night. I thought my wife was going to kill me, she was going menopostal.

menopostal by xzxhvp June 14, 2009

Menopause wet dream 

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

Menopause wet dream by Badnancie September 25, 2014

menopause 

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

menopause by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006