Menopause 

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

Menopause by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

menopause 

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

menopause by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006

menopause 

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.

She was mean because she was going through menopause.

menopause by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy January 13, 2009

menopause 

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!

menopause by yo momma November 27, 2004

menopause 

just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"

menopause by bored15yrold May 28, 2012

menopause 

When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\

Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time

and or a black Devil

When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)

menopause by WhenIGetmyweave March 6, 2013

menopause 

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

menopause by Ali Lambert October 30, 2007