A group of women past the age of having babies doing activities together, such as going to see Magic Mike XXL
I got up with my Menoposseat the Farmer's Market
by Bublz July 19, 2015
Get the [Menoposse] mug.A group of female professionals, typically with medical backgrounds, who have linked together with the common purpose of educating peri/menopausal women about their rights to receive up-to-date information about the overwhelming benefits of hormone replacement therapy (HRT). The menoposse's remit expands beyond advocating for a women's right to access HRT (a.k.a menopausal hormone therapy) for the symptoms of menopause to the use of HRT for to support women's brain, bone, genitourinary and heart health long into old age. The menoposse is active in advocating changes to the US governmental and medical systems to support the rights of peri/menopausal women on the topics of HRT and other therapies to enhance their quality of life.
The menoposse advocating for all women's right to access vaginal hormone therapy to address genitourinary syndrome of menopause.
by MenoNancy May 11, 2024
Get the menoposse mug.The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.
Mary had her menopause recently.
by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022
Get the Menopause mug.When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.
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Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)
by Badnancie September 25, 2014
Get the Menopause wet dream mug.The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.
Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!
by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006
Get the menopause mug.A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.
by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy January 13, 2009
Get the menopause mug.Typified by mood swings and irritability, lack of sex drive, tendency to go home and bake rather than go dipping the wick with the wife. "Male menopause" may be the result of hypogonadism, where the testes produce few or no hormones. Kind of lame for all involved.
"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."
by PseudoSydney May 11, 2016
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