Definitions by DDshmutzy

hump trophy 

A cute child created from a sexual act, the fruit of your loins, procreation of a mini-me.

"How many hump trophies do you have?" "I have two hump trophies that I am aware of but there could be more that I don't know about, since I love to spread my Jiz everywhere." "Aleksandr is my only hump trophy, I am one and done!"

hump trophy by DDshmutzy June 4, 2018

Teaboobing

When one suprisingly rubs their boobs on another in a rythmic motion.

Setting: Avanti Nail spa in Franklin Tennessee I wanted to give "Tu" a little bit of an extra tip to thank her for adding some teaboobing to the leg/foot massage portion of my pedicure. It was an unexpected surprise.

Teaboobing by DDshmutzy December 14, 2012

Menopopsicle 

When a menopausal coworker selfishly commandeers the thermostat, setting it to about 66 degrees, the result is one where all office employees feel frozen and turn to a menopopsicle state.

“Wow Molly, why is it so cold in here? It’s Stephanie again, she has commandeered the thermostat and is turning us all into menopopsicles! This happens every day”

Menopopsicle by DDshmutzy October 9, 2012