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Grimsby Menagerie 

Sexual act involving a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum
"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence for the tradesmans, or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"
Grimsby Menagerie by BolDol April 4, 2021
Someone, or something that is weak, meak, or perhaps wimpy. Someone who lacks confidence, and/or is shy.
He got shut down by that girl! That guy's meager.

I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.

I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.

That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.
meager by Dave March 4, 2003

Awkward Menagerie

When an ecspecially awkward moment occurs one could then express their extreme discomfort by going through the entire awkward collection of animals.

Sam: So how's your mom??
Tom: Ummm, dude, she died 4 months ago...
Sam: Oh, uhhh Awkward Menagerie
(then Sam preforms the following)
Awkward Turtle
Awkward Fish
Awkward Goose
Awkward Moose
Awkward Turkey
Awkward Crab
Awkward Human
(and any other awkward things one may come up with)

Faggy McFagerson

An annoying person who is just being a straight up dick.
Fag: Dude your sister is soooo fine. Yeaaaaa boi. FA SHO!

Guy #1: Cool, Faggy McFagerson.

Guy #2: That fag kid is a total bitch...

Guy #1: Yea man

Faggy McFagerson by Erik B December 10, 2006

Menagerie 

French for zoo; can also talk about a wida assortment of things/people.
1. George asked me if I'd like to go with him to the menagerie this Sunday and I said, 'Oui.'

2. I met a menagerie of hot guys at Ms. Thang's party yesterday.
Menagerie by RatchetBoo May 3, 2003

Vagina Menagerie 

see term Dick Zoo but use it in a positive manner. Used to describe a room full of women. To use in a negative manner replace Vagina with Snatch.
Ex: guy walks into bar full of women and says "What an awesome Vagina Menagerie!"
Vagina Menagerie by FranAnnPan January 4, 2012