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One of country in the world only ;

3 sides cover with sea , 4 sides cover with enemies .
İs that about Turkey ; 3 sides cover with sea , 4 sides cover with enemies .
by Turkish Kurdish Human July 19, 2016
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Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
by Two Toke October 23, 2013
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A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.
Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
by A Credible Source June 15, 2015
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A bird that can't tweet.
Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
by DildoBob March 27, 2014
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A person who talks back and is snappy with it's answers just like a turkey would be.
Person 1: Omg I don't even finish my sentence and Amie was just there like snapping at me

Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
by Chubby bunny 69 February 17, 2015
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