by t-grex November 18, 2018
Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
by DildoBob March 27, 2014
Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
by Two Toke October 23, 2013
Person 1: Omg I don't even finish my sentence and Amie was just there like snapping at me
Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
by Chubby bunny 69 February 18, 2015
A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.
Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
by A Credible Source June 13, 2015
A turkey,turkey high five, or a turkey sub, is when person A offers a high five to person B, and person A changes his high-five to a thumbs up before person B returns the high five. This causes a high ive that looks like a high five. Person A then shouts, "TURKEY!!!" and laughs while it takes a while for person B to get it.
by Macoronikevin April 25, 2008