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Someone, or something that is weak, meak, or perhaps wimpy. Someone who lacks confidence, and/or is shy.
He got shut down by that girl! That guy's meager.

I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.

I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.

That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.
meager by Dave March 4, 2003
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Sully Meager

A sully meager is the type of guy who hasn’t seen the light of day/ touched grass in the past 6 months. He probably plays Gta, Apex,league of legends or mine craft ( only Java ) and in these games he probably just griefs you
Bro this dude on GTA was sooo annoying, he’s such a sully meager
Sully Meager by Bhomus July 6, 2021
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meager • Sully Meager • meader • Meaner • megger • meater • mager • meagher • meaver • Mealer

Turd Merger 

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!
Turd Merger by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

Mathew Meagher 

A beast standing at 6’5 245 pounds that will absolutely clap your girls cheeks and make a video titled “boys, I’ve got something to tell you” all while skipping leg day.
Wow Mathew Meagher is so sexy I would let him bang my sister, I can’t get over his sexy and beautiful physique.
Mathew Meagher by XSexHaver69 December 23, 2021

meanerness 

The act or process of being mean.
Stop being meanerness to me!
meanerness by Stevie Bircher January 5, 2009

dirt magert 

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing
Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT
dirt magert by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008
(West Coast Scottish) To be completely and utterly (I don't know what I did last night), drunk.

Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)
Ah wis moagerd last night pal!
Yer moagerd yah dobber!

Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk
Moagerd by Gr8 November 7, 2010
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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