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A company that manufactures top-quality boots for our nation's armed forces. They design boots that are adaptable to urban, jungle, and desert scenarios.
"I'm going to invest in some Altamas."
-me
by Dave November 4, 2004
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French-sounding word for "american".
"Les amelicans!"
-how a frenchie saying, "the americans!" would sound like
by Dave March 26, 2004
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*A citizen of America.
*A person living in America.
*A person having the personality of an american.

By nature, an american is a good person rife with spirit, and is compassionate about wanting to make something of his/her life.
"I'm an american, dammit!"
by Dave March 31, 2004
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*A person born in the United States Of America.
*A legal resident of the United States Of America.
*A personality.
"Ah'm an american, dammit."
-that hick from Beavis & Butthead.....what was his name? He was their neighbor.
by Dave January 16, 2004
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A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!
Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!
by Dave June 28, 2004
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The flag of the United States of America.

Although there ARE too many around the nation these days, I still have this to say : if you don't like it, or hate America so much, then FUCK OFF.
"Every Nine-Eleven I go around carrying the flag to piss people off. It's fun."
-me
by Dave March 27, 2004
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See Revolutionary War, which was:

America (the fledgling British colony)
VS
Great Britain (the great empire)
"There are posers who want to start another 'American Revolution' by killing all republicans and, essentially, spreading anarchy."
-me
by Dave July 6, 2004
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