Retard

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.
Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!
by Mr. P. FLuffee June 15, 2010
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Jimmy: 2+2=51
Tom: Jimmy You are a retard
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A person who acts like the absolute dumbest fuck on the face of the planet
Person 1: Shit, bro! I just dropped my phone in the toilet!!

Person 2: You fucking retard! That’s the third time today!
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A Retard is what I am
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Someone who keeps rejecting my definitions.
FUCK YOU!
by MericaThuDank February 06, 2019
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A retard is a person who does a Scientology course and thinks that it contained valuable information.
Mike thought that that COS management course was really clever - what a retard!
by Bobb The Snob March 21, 2012
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