Retard

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.

Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!

by Mr. P. FLuffee June 16, 2010

Retard

It means someone is stupid.

Jimmy: 2+2=51
Tom: Jimmy You are a retard

by FrizzlePlayz April 27, 2017

Retard

Aidan

Aidan is retarded

by Amped273 November 19, 2018

Retard

A person who acts like the absolute dumbest fuck on the face of the planet

Person 1: Shit, bro! I just dropped my phone in the toilet!!

Person 2: You fucking retard! That’s the third time today!

by xxxParixxx March 31, 2019

Retard

A Retard is what I am

i am a retard

by Dumbassssssssssssssss December 22, 2019

Retard

Someone who keeps rejecting my definitions.
FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU RETARD

by MericaThuDank February 5, 2019

Retard

A retard is a person who does a Scientology course and thinks that it contained valuable information.

Mike thought that that COS management course was really clever - what a retard!

by Bobb The Snob August 5, 2012