Out of all the little towns in the province, even the country, Grimsby is where you wanna be if you're looking to start a family by age 14. With teen pregnancies being a norm, you might wanna get a stroller for your son, cuz he's about to have 3 kids. Raising your kids in this town is a guaranteed grand coming out of your bank account to buy Nicorette Quick Mist (the raspberry kind) for there up coming nicotine addiction. Not as incesty as Smithville or Dunnville, but we are sure there are some families going through the experimentation phase due to the many ugly offsprings we have seen in the past 5 years. Grimsby is the only place in the country where you can have innocent retirees enjoying a relaxing game of lawn bowling while just 20 metres away you can see two 12 year olds fucking each others brains out in the ditch while hauling on there breezes. What you should gather from this town is why rehab exists.
5 year old: "Can I get a quick haul mister?"
Man: " Um no... where are you from?!"
5 Year old: "Oh Grimsby sir"
Man: " Oh shit, go ahead lil buddy"
Man: " Um no... where are you from?!"
5 Year old: "Oh Grimsby sir"
Man: " Oh shit, go ahead lil buddy"
by xX-VaPe GaWd-Xx November 27, 2018
by Frink[scotch] March 17, 2011
Rubbishy town in North East Lincs, England. Like Scunthorpe it is the natural habitiat of the chav but has the added problem of stinking of fish. It's football team is hilariously inept and has been relegated twice in two years. They only thing they have to look forward to is being beaten by Lincoln this season.
by Adam Buckley July 19, 2004
A town full of inbred bastards who shag there sisters every night and morning also it reeks of fish 24/7
by Jb426 May 04, 2018
Adjective.
Miserable, disappointing, grim, unfriendly, dirty, disgusting, rotten, smelly, unfortunate.
From the town in eastern England which possesses all of these qualities.
Miserable, disappointing, grim, unfriendly, dirty, disgusting, rotten, smelly, unfortunate.
From the town in eastern England which possesses all of these qualities.
by PabloDX9 July 17, 2015
A town in Lincolnshire infested with a horrible vermin called chavs and absolutely reeks of fish near the docks. The only reason people go there is because they where on holiday in cleethorpes and accidentally went in there. The high schools you can find Lancky boys who have lesbian sisters, blue addidas bags and go out/have gone out with retards.
Guy1: Did u hear what happened to Jim when he went on holiday to cleethorpes.
Guy2: No, what.
Guy1: He's become a fish and chips addicted chav and his daughters now a lesbian.
Guy2: Hep, that'll happen to u in Grimsby.
Guy2: No, what.
Guy1: He's become a fish and chips addicted chav and his daughters now a lesbian.
Guy2: Hep, that'll happen to u in Grimsby.
by Keith Lime May 08, 2012
A town in North East Lincolnshire. Does NOT smell of fish in the slightest, although don't go near the fishing docks without a gas mask.
Infested with chavs, also full of attention-seeking fucking emos.
The town is split up into main 'estates', there's usually fights between the estates, which people usually don't turn up to, as most fights are all mouth and headlocks.
Infested with chavs, also full of attention-seeking fucking emos.
The town is split up into main 'estates', there's usually fights between the estates, which people usually don't turn up to, as most fights are all mouth and headlocks.
Dickhead #1: I iz frm nunsthorpe n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Dickhead #2: ye rite m8, i iz from yarborough n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Normal Person: Fucking morons, i can't wait until i get out of shitty grimsby.
Dickhead #2: ye rite m8, i iz from yarborough n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Normal Person: Fucking morons, i can't wait until i get out of shitty grimsby.
by Kyle Frith November 19, 2006