Awkward

When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.
...ohh...well this is awkward....
by 2pedophiles June 19, 2011
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Awkward

The word white women can use to describe anything.
White girl #1: Hi
White girl #2 :OMG u r so totally awkward
by Mel Flippin Gibson January 14, 2014
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Awkward

A situation which is of a significant amount of discomfort, and a subject of hilarity and confusion for those not involved.
1. Katrina, if someone walks in while I am blowdrying your shorts while you are still wearing them, we may face an awkward situ....Nevermind, Too late.
by ihatethesethings November 01, 2010
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Awkward

A comment made by a third party in response to someone saying something inappropriate or embarrasing themselves in some way, thus causing an awkward silence for several seconds.

Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.

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John: Hey, dumbass can't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward
by sunshiyong November 23, 2010
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Awkward

Something wierd that makes you ponder why you really exist.
Strange occurances.
Steve: How's it hangin?
Brad: A little to the left...
Steve: ?....awkward....?
by Ima Weiner April 24, 2009
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Awkward

Meeting someone in person, who upon shaking hands, you realized you rejected on an online dating site.
um... well... this is awkward. I totally rejected him on okcupid
by YankeeSkank July 29, 2011
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Awkward

A word overused by middle schoolers and freshman that makes perfectly normal situations uncomfortable (awkward).
friend 1: "your mom!"
friend 2: "my mom died yesterday. =("
friend 1: ... Awkward
friend 2: ...
by Aerodynamite February 19, 2011
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