Mediate family 

The members of a persons family that that are listed beyond parents & siblings.

My boss said my aunt’s funeral was not an excused absence from work because she was only my mediate family.

Mediate family by Rozzelley December 19, 2019

mediterranean back 

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.

He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.

mediterranean back by milano88 January 27, 2009

Mediterranean leg tits 

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

Mediterranean leg tits by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010

Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.

Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

Mediterranean Penis by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020

Mediterranean Hammock 

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

Mediterranean Hammock by KSLeo June 7, 2020

Self-Medicate 

v. To alleviate one's self of physical or mental pain through alternative forms such as recreational drugs or alcohol

Tom: Your back is pretty bad man, go see a doctor.
Jim: Nah brah, I'll just self-medicate with a 5th of vodka

Self-Medicate by Chris24O April 8, 2010

Medicated 

To be high as fuck from smoking marijuana, weed, or/and that loud... etc.

After smoking a few blunts of that good good, I feel well medicated.

Medicated by MistahRigoh October 3, 2016