The sea located between Southern Europe and Northern Africa, connected to the Atlantic Ocean. Literally the only place where summer should be spent.
Colton: Yoo cousin Constance, I’m flying to the Caribbean next week on papa’s gulfstream, wanna come?
Constance: the Caribbean? No no no. Colton, it’s June. Why would you go anywhere but the Mediterranean?
by Hala_Madrid October 6, 2019
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the sea between Africa and Europe and the middle East with countries including spain, greece, italy, turkey, morocco etc. Usually mediterranean weather is hot and dry.
the mediterranean is really beautiful lol !!!
by LatinaKaterina November 17, 2004
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the sea between Africa and Europe and the middle East with countries including spain, greece, italy, turkey, morocco etc. Usually mediterranean weather is hot and dry.

Also a race including greece, spain southern italy, morrocco, egypt,palestine, turkey, tunisia etc.
the mediterranean is very beautiful!
by LatinaKaterina December 1, 2004
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Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...
Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.
by Dan December 6, 2003
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A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.
He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.
by milano88 January 28, 2009
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A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.
Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo
by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020
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When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.
After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.
by KSLeo June 8, 2020
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