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did you see the ounce that guy had in his pocket .. christ.
by `ashley * holla. March 10, 2006
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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1) Jesus Christ

2) Word used in disbelief. Usually in anger or sadness.
Guy1: My sister died in a car accident thursday

Guy2: Christ!
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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The man George W. Bush uses to manipulate the masses.
Billy: Who's Christ?
Me: Dubya's favorite character.
by jake jackson December 30, 2005
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Jesus; the one who defined "hope".
Matthew 16:16
Simon Peter answered, "You are the Christ, the Son of the living God."

Jesus Christ
by Wheels June 29, 2005
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It’s a Verb. Meaning to reach such an epiphany that it causes you to make immediate action, usually positive and turn things for the better.

Past tense: christed

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Jane fucking christed in therapy last week and finally left her abusive husband.

It’s like I finally christed when I doctor told me I didn’t have liver cancer and I just stopped drinking.

She reached a christ and now she’s less of a bitch than before.
by Timeless Existence January 31, 2020
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