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did you see the ounce that guy had in his pocket .. christ.
by `ashley * holla. March 10, 2006
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Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
by Andikun November 06, 2007
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1) Jesus Christ

2) Word used in disbelief. Usually in anger or sadness.
Guy1: My sister died in a car accident thursday

Guy2: Christ!
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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a silly little fictitious character which idiots follow the teachings of because they cant figure out how to lead their own life.
christian:i love jesus christ he has shown me the way.
non-christian:come back and talk to me when you learn to lead your own life you cunt
by Bi0hazard April 04, 2005
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Jesus; the one who defined "hope".
Matthew 16:16
Simon Peter answered, "You are the Christ, the Son of the living God."

Jesus Christ
by Wheels June 29, 2005
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It’s a Verb. Meaning to reach such an epiphany that it causes you to make immediate action, usually positive and turn things for the better.

Past tense: christed

Similar to Epiphany
Jane fucking christed in therapy last week and finally left her abusive husband.

It’s like I finally christed when I doctor told me I didn’t have liver cancer and I just stopped drinking.

She reached a christ and now she’s less of a bitch than before.
by Timeless Existence January 31, 2020
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