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mechapickl by Cranker4edge November 28, 2020
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Mechanicking
(Noun) A sexual act that involves, from beginning to end, the recipient on all fours and then placing their palms flat against the wall facing them or grabbing hold of a bed's headboard while the giving party slides partially underneath them and places recipient's cock in their mouth and begins the much needed stimuli. Then the giver also begins anal simulation with fingers on hand. Throughout the act the giver may slide back or forward alternating the stimulation they are giving using their mouth and tongue on the cock, testicles, and asshole at their own discretion but not leaving any of the parts unstimulated. The action is usually concluded by the woman penetrating asshole with her finger (as if she hasn't already) at the apex of stimulation resulting in the recipient coming hard while inside the giver's mouth whete it is traditionally consumed posthaste.
Nikki appealed to Betsy, "Lover I am in need of a serious tune up, maybe even sn oil change. Do you think maybe tonight you could do some mechanicking on me to try and fix the problem?" Clearly aggravated, Betsy looked down at her phone and saw that one of her dope connections relayed to her not too long ago that if she wanted any of the candy he had for her it was going to cost her the regular going rate of both anal sex and A blow job, in that order, when she snapped, "I don't know, Goddammit, I swear all you ever think about is sex. Everything is not about you and your stupid cock".
Mechanicking by Nikki Stixx September 14, 2020
Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum
A museum in Michigan which is dedicated to displaying a variety of animatronics and other coin-operated machines. It was originally owned by the late Marvin Yagoda, until he died just after New Year's of 2017, when ownership was transferred to his son, Jeremy Yagoda. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the museum was forced to shut down temporarily, until Michigan reaches Phase 5 of containment, and was faced with financial trouble due to maintenance on the machines, but thanks to a GoFundMe, they were able to remain afloat. Though Marvin died in 2017, he is attributed with the quotations "Wouldn’t the world be better off if we took nonsense more seriously?", and "Don’t use time or words carelessly; neither can be retrieved".
Furthermore, the "fabloo" band known as "Tally Hall" created an album named after Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum, and Marvin himself appeared in an episode of the Tally Hall internet show
Furthermore, the "fabloo" band known as "Tally Hall" created an album named after Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum, and Marvin himself appeared in an episode of the Tally Hall internet show
Person 1: I heard there's this one place with some sort of weird robots and stuff down on Orchard Lake Road, called Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. Anyone wanna come with me?
Person 2: Sure, I think I heard some neat stuff about it online
Person 2: Sure, I think I heard some neat stuff about it online
Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum by Smegma Muncher July 12, 2021
megapickle
Mum: "Oh theres 14 megapickles in this camera"
Son: "Wow, i wonder how they managed to fit that many pickles in that camera"
Son: "Wow, i wonder how they managed to fit that many pickles in that camera"
megapickle by rowen545 November 15, 2011
Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation
Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation by CP-1788 April 28, 2021
Mechanical Stop
The name given to a person's nose when, during a deep throat of a penis, it bottoms out on the pubic area befor the lips do.
"She could have choked down my entire length, but her mechanical stop left two inches of bare shaft visible."
Mechanical Stop by Greg T. James June 8, 2005
Mechanical Engineering
Business major: "What do you major in bro?"
MechE major: (in a deep booming manly voice)"Mechanical engineering."
Business major: *shits his pants out of awe and fear*
MechE major: (in a deep booming manly voice)"Mechanical engineering."
Business major: *shits his pants out of awe and fear*
Mechanical Engineering by FYAM April 15, 2009