mctoodles 

It's just . . . ya know . . . mctoodles

Person 1: How are you doing today?
Person 2: mctoodles
Person 1: Same

mctoodles by Unlikeable Goblin November 13, 2020

Father McFondles 

Generic name for a priest who molests children.

No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!

Father McFondles by Procket Man April 5, 2015

McDoogles 

The Scottish version of McDonalds.

Man: Ach man, i say we all go to Mcdoogles for a wee bite to eat.
Man2: I cannae hear ye man, me stomach is a growlin.

McDoogles by david dring April 24, 2006

Puss Puss McGoogles 

A man who has no balls, more commonly known as a pussy. He couldn't get any even if he tried.

Wow, Daniel is such a Puss Puss McGoogles, he must be really close to using baseball cards to jack off to.

Puss Puss McGoogles by B F A November 9, 2006

McToozle 

Adjective. In web and app development, the state of being broken.

Verb. In web and app development, to break something that was previously working with a change or update.

Noun. In web and app development, an error that caused a bug or issue.

Proper Noun. The last name of the test user.

Adjective: You updated the CSS, and now the entire site is McToozled.

Verb: Did you McToozle the CSS when you did that latest update?

Noun: I now see the McToozle on line 142 of the code.

Proper Noun: Welcome, Johnny McToozle!

McToozle by Johnny McToozle February 4, 2020

Saucy McFoodlefist 

Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, was a grand old man from Pollokshields, with eyes of pale blue irradiated with dark blue—the loveliest eyes I've seen. In the time before becoming a professional, Saucy McFoodlefist led a wild, vagabond-like life spiced by absinthe and hashish. Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, Libertine, was never married. His chief reasoning for never binding his destiny to another was that "a beautiful woman without a mind of her own leaves her lover with no resource after he had physically enjoyed her charms."

Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.

In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"

Saucy McFoodlefist wants you to have some cupcakes.

Saucy McFoodlefist by Vilgot Sundberg March 5, 2009

slutty mctoothless 

A member of the female sex with a conspicuous gap between her two front teeth. Well known for being extremely annoying and waking a member of the opposite sex (we'll call him "Asian Dan") up and having sex with him on a living room couch.

Slutty mctoothless claimed it was only 4 inches.

slutty mctoothless by James12222 October 16, 2006