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mctoodles 

It's just . . . ya know . . . mctoodles
Person 1: How are you doing today?
Person 2: mctoodles
Person 1: Same
mctoodles by Unlikeable Goblin November 13, 2020
Words you can keep

Father McFondles 

Generic name for a priest who molests children.
No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!
Father McFondles by Procket Man April 5, 2015

McDoogles 

Man: Ach man, i say we all go to Mcdoogles for a wee bite to eat.
Man2: I cannae hear ye man, me stomach is a growlin.
McDoogles by david dring April 24, 2006

Puss Puss McGoogles 

A man who has no balls, more commonly known as a pussy. He couldn't get any even if he tried.
Wow, Daniel is such a Puss Puss McGoogles, he must be really close to using baseball cards to jack off to.
Puss Puss McGoogles by B F A November 9, 2006

McToozle 

Adjective. In web and app development, the state of being broken.

Verb. In web and app development, to break something that was previously working with a change or update.

Noun. In web and app development, an error that caused a bug or issue.

Proper Noun. The last name of the test user.
Adjective: You updated the CSS, and now the entire site is McToozled.

Verb: Did you McToozle the CSS when you did that latest update?

Noun: I now see the McToozle on line 142 of the code.

Proper Noun: Welcome, Johnny McToozle!
McToozle by Johnny McToozle February 4, 2020

Saucy McFoodlefist 

Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, was a grand old man from Pollokshields, with eyes of pale blue irradiated with dark blue—the loveliest eyes I've seen. In the time before becoming a professional, Saucy McFoodlefist led a wild, vagabond-like life spiced by absinthe and hashish. Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, Libertine, was never married. His chief reasoning for never binding his destiny to another was that "a beautiful woman without a mind of her own leaves her lover with no resource after he had physically enjoyed her charms."

Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.

In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"
Saucy McFoodlefist wants you to have some cupcakes.

slutty mctoothless 

A member of the female sex with a conspicuous gap between her two front teeth. Well known for being extremely annoying and waking a member of the opposite sex (we'll call him "Asian Dan") up and having sex with him on a living room couch.
Slutty mctoothless claimed it was only 4 inches.
slutty mctoothless by James12222 October 16, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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