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McDoodle

"I can't decide if I want a McDonalds double cheeseburger or a chicken sandwich"
"Get a McDoodle. It's both of those put together."
by MamaPooSnap December 12, 2014
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McDoodle

Someone who can't decide what to eat at McDonalds, and holds up the line.
Person 1: "Would that guy hurry up and order!?"
Person 2: "I know right, he's such a McDoodle"
by SwishieSwish November 24, 2020
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Chicken McDoodle

by RoseErivo November 29, 2016
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McDoogles

Man: Ach man, i say we all go to Mcdoogles for a wee bite to eat.
Man2: I cannae hear ye man, me stomach is a growlin.
by david dring April 24, 2006
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jacuzzi mcdoogle

A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).

The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.

Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.
girl: *blows into staws*
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.

--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh
by Steezywhitekid December 16, 2011
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Saucy McFoodlefist

Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, was a grand old man from Pollokshields, with eyes of pale blue irradiated with dark blue—the loveliest eyes I've seen. In the time before becoming a professional, Saucy McFoodlefist led a wild, vagabond-like life spiced by absinthe and hashish. Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, Libertine, was never married. His chief reasoning for never binding his destiny to another was that "a beautiful woman without a mind of her own leaves her lover with no resource after he had physically enjoyed her charms."

Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.

In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"
Saucy McFoodlefist wants you to have some cupcakes.
by Vilgot Sundberg March 5, 2009
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McNoodle

the act of cumming in a girls nose and she gets mad and yells at you with the cum hanging out of her nose like a noodle
Lyle: "Man last night i gave marcy a McNoodle."
Fred: " No way how long did it take before she noticed?"
Lyle : "About 10 minutes"
by punk4life March 30, 2005
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