McGoogles

A word used for a huge dope smoker, a complete stoner of the worst form

Wow Micah is such a little McGoogles

by Sarah & Jessi October 23, 2005

Puss Puss McGoogles

A man who has no balls, more commonly known as a pussy. He couldn't get any even if he tried.

Wow, Daniel is such a Puss Puss McGoogles, he must be really close to using baseball cards to jack off to.

by B F A November 9, 2006

McGurgles

The gurgling sound that comes from the upset stomach after eating large amounts of food from McDonalds.

I think I've got the McGurgles going on after those 5 McChickens.

by Adam June 18, 2006

McDoogles

The Scottish version of McDonalds.

Man: Ach man, i say we all go to Mcdoogles for a wee bite to eat.
Man2: I cannae hear ye man, me stomach is a growlin.

by david dring April 24, 2006

jacuzzi mcdoogle

A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).

The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.

Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.

girl: *blows into staws*
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.

--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh

by Steezywhitekid December 16, 2011

McGoolish

Tasty version of a classic McDonald's breakfast sandwich. Its basically a hash brown folded into a sausage mcmuffin. Invented in Las Vegas but spreading nationwide and coming to a McD's near you.

Dave: Hey man your sausage mcmuffin looks different!
Paul: Yeah, its a McGoolish... (opens sandwich)

Dave: Oh, wow.

Paul: Three different layers and textures inside a toasted muffin. That's a McGoolish, you're life will never be the same.

by Dave BOGO December 20, 2009

McGoogle Inc

The combination of McDonalds and Google, forming the super power corporation McGoogle Inc. Poised to take over the world, they have already set up McDonalds stations across the planet. Using Google's influence to take over the internet and their policies to recruit unsuspecting people into agreeing, Google will have an army of an estimated size of 5.8 billion people. By combining with the expanding McDonalds chain, they will be able to smuggle weapons with their food shipments and arm their army to overtake countries from the inside.

Eventually, McGoogle Inc. will have full dicatorship of the world.

"Dude, McGoogle Inc. just took over China."

by FighttheMcGoogle November 17, 2011