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Saucy McFoodlefist 

Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, was a grand old man from Pollokshields, with eyes of pale blue irradiated with dark blue—the loveliest eyes I've seen. In the time before becoming a professional, Saucy McFoodlefist led a wild, vagabond-like life spiced by absinthe and hashish. Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, Libertine, was never married. His chief reasoning for never binding his destiny to another was that "a beautiful woman without a mind of her own leaves her lover with no resource after he had physically enjoyed her charms."

Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.

In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"
Saucy McFoodlefist wants you to have some cupcakes.
the act of cumming in a girls nose and she gets mad and yells at you with the cum hanging out of her nose like a noodle
Lyle: "Man last night i gave marcy a McNoodle."
Fred: " No way how long did it take before she noticed?"
Lyle : "About 10 minutes"
McNoodle by punk4life March 30, 2005

mcdoodleball 

A game played on a tennis court, like a combination of baseball and tennis. A pitcher stands behind one side of the net and pitches the tennis ball across the net where the other team must hit the ball back over the net. If the ball hits the net or leaves the tennis court it is an out. 3 outs and the teams switch sides. To get an out, the ball must be caught in the air, thrown to the pitcher from the spot where they throw before a runner gets to a base, or a runner must be pegged. A strikeout makes the teams automatically switch sides no matter how many outs. Requires at least 2 v 2 players and depending on the size of the tennis court can be up to 5 v 5. The game is 9 innings long and teams switch after 3 outs like regular baseball.
Dude, let's get the Bros and go play some mcdoodleball at the tennis courts.

McDoodled 

When i guy finally gets to put his doodle in a chicks mick.
Brad finally McDoodled Jess last night...
McDoodled by Aimz-lee June 14, 2018

Victoria McHoodie 

Victoria is one of my best friends who likes cats and stuff
Victoria McHoodie by teal green January 19, 2021

Spiffy McNoodle 

used to describe a random person performing an ammusing act,or as the name to a person,who's name you can't remember.
"look its spiffy mcnoodle"said person a
"huh?"said person b
"you think i actually know his name?"exclaimed person a.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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