McDoodled 

When i guy finally gets to put his doodle in a chicks mick.

Brad finally McDoodled Jess last night...

McDoodled by Aimz-lee June 14, 2018

McDoubleDs

What happens when you eat too much Mcdonalds... regardless if you are male or female. (May come with a McMuffinTop)

To the females - They're not the good kind either.

Rob: Aight Phil, ima go on a business trip for a week. Take care bro.
Phil: Aight Man.
*Phil walks to McDonalds and orders the whole damn menu for a week*
(One week later: Rob comes back)
Rob: WTF happened to you!?!?
Phil: Shit, man I think I might need a bra... I've grown some McDoubleds :(

McDoubleDs by WIKITIKI March 15, 2010

McDoogles 

The Scottish version of McDonalds.

Man: Ach man, i say we all go to Mcdoogles for a wee bite to eat.
Man2: I cannae hear ye man, me stomach is a growlin.

McDoogles by david dring April 24, 2006

jacuzzi mcdoogle 

A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).

The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.

Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.

girl: *blows into staws*
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.

--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh

jacuzzi mcdoogle by Steezywhitekid December 16, 2011

Saucy McFoodlefist 

Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, was a grand old man from Pollokshields, with eyes of pale blue irradiated with dark blue—the loveliest eyes I've seen. In the time before becoming a professional, Saucy McFoodlefist led a wild, vagabond-like life spiced by absinthe and hashish. Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, Libertine, was never married. His chief reasoning for never binding his destiny to another was that "a beautiful woman without a mind of her own leaves her lover with no resource after he had physically enjoyed her charms."

Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.

In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"

Saucy McFoodlefist wants you to have some cupcakes.

Saucy McFoodlefist by Vilgot Sundberg March 5, 2009

McNoodle

the act of cumming in a girls nose and she gets mad and yells at you with the cum hanging out of her nose like a noodle

Lyle: "Man last night i gave marcy a McNoodle."
Fred: " No way how long did it take before she noticed?"
Lyle : "About 10 minutes"

McNoodle by punk4life March 30, 2005

mcdoodleball 

A game played on a tennis court, like a combination of baseball and tennis. A pitcher stands behind one side of the net and pitches the tennis ball across the net where the other team must hit the ball back over the net. If the ball hits the net or leaves the tennis court it is an out. 3 outs and the teams switch sides. To get an out, the ball must be caught in the air, thrown to the pitcher from the spot where they throw before a runner gets to a base, or a runner must be pegged. A strikeout makes the teams automatically switch sides no matter how many outs. Requires at least 2 v 2 players and depending on the size of the tennis court can be up to 5 v 5. The game is 9 innings long and teams switch after 3 outs like regular baseball.

Dude, let's get the Bros and go play some mcdoodleball at the tennis courts.

mcdoodleball by Richard Richards March 13, 2018