marjtard

Doing something or saying something superiorly retarded. An unintelligent individual.

Also someone that is a follower and can't think for themselves.

The marjtard bends over backwards to any corporate demand.

by Friendly_Frank August 2, 2008

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Marvtard

A person who enthusiastically loves the Marvel Cinematic Universe and is unable to accept any of its faults.

Person 1: "Do you know Billy actually liked Age of Ultron?"
Person 2: "He's such a Marvtard!"

by Anonymous0016 February 14, 2017

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A Martard is a delusional blonde who thinks that lightning will strike twice in the form of 2 Stanley Cup visits to the state of California. Martards are easily distinguished by their shameless love of Arricks and their pleasing demeanor. When you encounter a Martard, leave them in their natural environment as picking them up may cause other Martards to no longer recognize them and even go so far as to disown them. Martards are a fragile bunch and although they are stunningly cute, they do not make good pets. Injured Martards should immediately be given 6 bottles of beer and released in the nearest Octopus-free body of water.

Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.

You silly Martard, get off my nuts!

Oh Martard, you make me giggle.

Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!

Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

by ArrickW May 28, 2009

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