Martard 

A Martard is a delusional blonde who thinks that lightning will strike twice in the form of 2 Stanley Cup visits to the state of California. Martards are easily distinguished by their shameless love of Arricks and their pleasing demeanor. When you encounter a Martard, leave them in their natural environment as picking them up may cause other Martards to no longer recognize them and even go so far as to disown them. Martards are a fragile bunch and although they are stunningly cute, they do not make good pets. Injured Martards should immediately be given 6 bottles of beer and released in the nearest Octopus-free body of water.

Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.

You silly Martard, get off my nuts!

Oh Martard, you make me giggle.

Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!

Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

Martard by ArrickW May 28, 2009

Martard 

An aspiting martyr who is so retarded that he claims only his own life in pursuit of killing others.

That suicide bomber who killed himself in Stockholm was a total martard!

Martard by Joe the Plumber 123 December 14, 2010

mawtard 

A severely intellectually challenged person with an obnoxious greedy, anti-social personality.

Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.

Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.

The guy was driving like a total Mawtard.

The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards

mawtard by jjpwfelli June 10, 2016

mactard 

Mactards are people who fall prey to Apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products.

You might be a mactard if...

1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.

2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.

5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.

6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.

7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.

8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...

9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.

10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)

and one to grow on:

11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.

mactard by recovering mactard March 23, 2011

mortard 

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

madtard 

of or relating to being extremly mad and stupid at the same time thus being madly retarded

Mr. Smith, "IT WON'T WORK, THE DOOR IS LOCKED. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
Jake, "Look, just turn the handle, you madtard..."

madtard by Yet another Daniel Nielsen January 18, 2009

mawtard 

Any obnoxious, anti-social, mentally disturbed, physically deformed, inbred retard. Usually from socially isolated, lifeless, joyless shitholes like Mawdesley - a tiny cunts paradise in the arse end of nowhere

I just got cut up by a fat old scowling cunt in a Range Rover. Fucking Mawtard.

mawtard by mawded September 4, 2016