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marjtard 

Doing something or saying something superiorly retarded. An unintelligent individual.

Also someone that is a follower and can't think for themselves.
The marjtard bends over backwards to any corporate demand.
marjtard by Friendly_Frank August 2, 2008
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A Martard is a delusional blonde who thinks that lightning will strike twice in the form of 2 Stanley Cup visits to the state of California. Martards are easily distinguished by their shameless love of Arricks and their pleasing demeanor. When you encounter a Martard, leave them in their natural environment as picking them up may cause other Martards to no longer recognize them and even go so far as to disown them. Martards are a fragile bunch and although they are stunningly cute, they do not make good pets. Injured Martards should immediately be given 6 bottles of beer and released in the nearest Octopus-free body of water.

Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.
You silly Martard, get off my nuts!

Oh Martard, you make me giggle.

Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!

Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.
Martard by ArrickW May 28, 2009

marktard 

Paul's Lover
Marktard and Paul sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G yadda yadda yadda and all that gay shit.
1) Getting retardedly drunk from the consumption of martinis.

2) Arriving late to a martini party.
1) On New Years, Matt got really martardi at the bar.

2) The party starts at 9pm, don't be martardi!
martardi by Mallred February 28, 2011

marutard 

This mf carries anime tok
MARUTARD is a goat
marutard by Retarutard July 28, 2021
An aspiting martyr who is so retarded that he claims only his own life in pursuit of killing others.
That suicide bomber who killed himself in Stockholm was a total martard!
Martard by Joe the Plumber 123 December 14, 2010