Stockholm

The city where every local run in the escalator, even if they're not in a hurry.

Tourist 1: Damn, did you see that girl running in the escalator?
Tourist 2: If you think that was escalator-running then you haven't been to Stockholm

by tuft_eat_what September 24, 2011

Stockholm

The capital and largest city of Sweden. One of the nicest cities in the world to live in with a high standard of living

I went to Stockholm, Sweden last year

by The Prodigious Prodigy May 11, 2010

Stockholm

From Stockholm Syndrome. To be exposed to something you initially did not like until you find yourself liking it as a protective measure to save your own sanity.

I love this band but I hated their last album, so instead of giving up on them, I Stockholmed myself into liking the album by listening to it in the background all day while working.

by emrysaki1 November 17, 2014

Stockholm

To engage in sexual activity in, on, around, or otherwise involving furniture. Preferably performed in an IKEA outlet which, given the chaotic environment, will likely go by unnoticed.

Dude, I totally gave her the Stockholm last night! Busted all over the couch!

MY NEW COUCH?

Yeah, but it's from IKEA.

Oh that's so literal, word.

by Dr. Moriarty September 14, 2009

stockholm

default city

hey, let's go to stockholm and watch some great porno!

by wobbler May 12, 2003

Stockholm

My home. The best place in the world. Sweden sucks, but Stockholm is awesome. Sure, people lose their virginity here at 12 years old, it's packed with "blattar" in some areas, but it's my home and I wouldn't change a thing in the world.

Guy 1: Hey dude, let's go fuck some hot Stockholm bitches!
Guy 2: fuck yea

by fuckyeaheverything August 2, 2011

Stockholm

The only place in sweden were people are ugly and stupid.

What a ugly girl she is probobly from stockholm.

by arvid555 November 14, 2017