a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive
Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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when you stick your dick in somebodys mouth while they're asleep and stir it like a martini.
last night when my girlfriend was asleep, i gave her an awesome martini.
by joey likesdik April 06, 2009
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a fancy glass of water with an olive in it.
Billy: I think I may be drunk... I drank too many martinis.
Bob: How can you get drunk off of water and an olive in a fancy glass?
by unicornhugger March 18, 2011
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A drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. Named after Martinez, California.
The good old bartender at Sweeney's
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
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On a film shoot, the last shot of the day.
"This shot is "the martini." The next shot is in the glass.
by thevineyard May 02, 2007
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To finger your girl's (err ... or dude's) anus while lubing it up during 4play, then while ramming your pipe into her ass, stick the finger that you were sticking up her poop chute into her mouth! It's like eating the olive off the toothpic in your "cocktail." With enough lubricant, they wont even know what they just et till you tell them.
Marty worked Billie into such a frenzy when he had her down on all fours that she slurped down a martini like a drunk fallin off the wagon.
by Martinous July 23, 2006
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to kick someone out of your bed mid-thrust
You're just not doing it for me, so.....you're getting martinied and you should just go back downtown.
by britttheshit February 25, 2008
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