Demand

The act of constantly whining and making "MERRRRR"-like sounds in order to get exactly what you want.
Usually followed by a high pitched laugh and complete denial of ones own demanding
If demands are not met, demander gets in a BIG FAT MOOD until you feel guilty and give in to the demand.

Lacey: Give me your cardi
Lauren: But im cold
Lacey: Your so selfish, im cold
Lauren: MERRRRR demand

by Wainey May 1, 2007

Demand

Ooohoohoo, Meg. You really turn me on when you're like this, honey. But you aren't doing anything without coming over here. Come here. I know you have already met my imposter. So... Tie him up and bring him with you. Let's actually sit down and talk. And don't for get the robe, lantern, and chef's knife...

Hym "And we can both forcefully demand things until we a blue in the face but that isn't really how this works. You have to (on some level) understand that, right? Like heat, what I have done cannot be undone. Right? Like, ICE... Cold... Does not undo to thing what HEAT does to things... That's how people who are 'in the know' KNOW that my opposition is a moron. Like, heat affects things on a molecular level in such a way that said thing is altered in a way that cannot be reversed... So if you heat something up... Applying ICE to the thing to which you have applied heat... Does does not undo the effect of the heat... It just pulls the heat... Out of thing... Reducing the temperature of the thing, right? It's like one of the laws of thermodynamics or something. Ok? You're listening to an imbecile."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

demand satisfaction

To demand satisfaction is to right wrongs occuring to the author/speaker by means of a pistol duel.

I demand satisfaction, sir.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Demand Dysfunction

What Is DF?
Demand Dysfunction (DF) is a bacterium that causes dysfunctions in the membranes of the body. It is tough to treat, as it is most likely to spread, like most ROBLOXian infections -- or -- because it's resistant to some commonly used antibiotics.

The symptoms of DF depend on how long you have traded demand for. DF effects the membranes of the body, like the brain and spinal cord, making it hard to walk, having an obession with demand, and major mood swings.

Even though DF is not that serious and could be cured easily, it could spread if delayed treatement, making symptoms worsen as time goes on. These symptoms could become potentially life-threatening.

What Causes DF?
DF is caused by a bacterium known as demandiliaso, which is a quick spread throughout the body if untreated. Usually, this is caused by constant demand obession, like Void Star or CF, which opens your immune system up to the bacterium.

Benny: WTF
Item: Bro does RD have Demand Dysfunction?

by 󠀀 March 5, 2019

Demand Respect

To demand fellatio from your subordinates (esp during encounters in the men's room).

Lorenzo keeps demanding my respect whenever I see him in the lavatory. He'll get no respect out of me!

by Segun A. June 8, 2005

demand miser

Piece of machinery used to regulate the amount of electricity your house uses, in an effort for lower electric bill. It makes an annoying beeping sound to tell you when you are using to much power.

"the god damn demand miser shut off the heat because the washing machine is using to much power"

by mccultydeath March 11, 2008

demand satisfaction

When, after the act of poonery, the man takes off his condom, by the open end, then strikes the lady on both cheeks with one motion, while uttering the words "I demand satisfaction." Whereby The man challenges the woman to a repeated sexual duel.

For legal reasons, Demanding Satisfaction, should only be performed on an established sexual partner.

Man 1: that's fucked up, bro.
Man 2: dude, I demand satisfaction from Jocelyn, not for me, but to motivate her to walk again."

by Chouteau Priest February 27, 2008